Racecar Bed: Reason 367 why I don’t, but should, get laid.
“Hey Jon, what’s sex with a girl like?” - Racecar Bed
GPOYW If You Spend a Year Making a Shitty Reality Show in Scottsdale Fucking Arizona that Gets Canceled Before Airing at Least You’ll Still Have This Photo of You and Three Random Aussie’s Partying Edition
If you’ve never had a handsome Aussie say, in the thickest accent possible, “You’re a bloody guardian angel, mate,” for handing him a Gatorade as he wakes up hungover, then you’ve never felt as special as I have.













