Apr
1
Sold my first Business Casual today to a lovely lady in France. Cause my shit’s global son.
Mar
24
New Invention
Postmodern Breakfast - Eggs on Eggs
Inspired by Nathan Cornett’s postmodern Pizza on Pizza, this shit was crazy delicious!
Jan
5
“Proof of Bonership”
Invented new term: Proof of Bonership
Proof that you had sexual relations (bonering) with someone.
Guy 1: “There’s no way you banged that hot ass bartender.”
Guy 2: “She’s been giving us free drinks all night dude.”
Guy 1: “That’s inconclusive evidence. I need some solid proof of bonership.”
Guy 2: “How’s this for proof of bonership?” Shows a pic from his phone.
Guy 1: “Wow. You have gross balls.”
Dec
9
I want to be with someone that loves to create, build, and hold hands. Hopefully one day we’ll build a big castle together.
Grab a print here.
Dec
4
The Business Casual - My latest invention. The Business Casual is the perfect elegant hoodie for all occasions. Shirt and tie required? Check. Impromptu jogging? Check. What more do you need?
Click here to buy one for the holiday season. Guaranteed to get you laid.*
*Not a guarantee
Dec
2
For Rachel… A little drawing for a friend.
Nov
18
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