New Term Invented
B.F.N - Best Friend for Now
noun - A really good friend but not one you’d die for. But since you currently spend most of your time with them (due to work, living, ect.), they are sorta your best friend… for now. It is common to have multiple BFN’s throughout your life and even more common to lose contact with them to the point of quickly knowing nothing about them until you see that they are engaged on facebook and where you quickly look through all of their photos checking out the quality of their new fiance and then write “CONGRATS!!!.”
“My last year’s BFN keeps calling me to hang out but I’m like, dude, you live on the Westside now. I’m not doing that.”
This is my submission for Movie Night’s “Cooking Up Trouble” theme.
Be on the lookout for my latest invention: A Post Modern Breakfast.
Shot by Nathan Cornett on a Canon T2i. Music “Badlands” by DJ Nice Record Work.
New Invention
Postmodern Breakfast - Eggs on Eggs
Inspired by Nathan Cornett’s postmodern Pizza on Pizza, this shit was crazy delicious!
“Proof of Bonership”
Invented new term: Proof of Bonership
Proof that you had sexual relations (bonering) with someone.
Guy 1: “There’s no way you banged that hot ass bartender.”
Guy 2: “She’s been giving us free drinks all night dude.”
Guy 1: “That’s inconclusive evidence. I need some solid proof of bonership.”
Guy 2: “How’s this for proof of bonership?” Shows a pic from his phone.
Guy 1: “Wow. You have gross balls.”
DAY 5 OF BEN RUBIN’S HANUKKAH GIFTS EXTRAVAGANZA
I invented the Shalom Shooter two years ago and have wanted to make a video for it ever since. Along came Ben’s Hanukkah presents and Movie Night, so it was a natural fit for me to finally get this done.
Thanks to Mike Karnell, Ryan Howard, and Nate Cornett for helping me with the shoot.
I want to be with someone that loves to create, build, and hold hands. Hopefully one day we’ll build a big castle together.
Grab a print here.
The Business Casual - My latest invention. The Business Casual is the perfect elegant hoodie for all occasions. Shirt and tie required? Check. Impromptu jogging? Check. What more do you need?
Click here to buy one for the holiday season. Guaranteed to get you laid.*
*Not a guarantee






