Jan
5
“Proof of Bonership”
Invented new term: Proof of Bonership
Proof that you had sexual relations (bonering) with someone.
Guy 1: “There’s no way you banged that hot ass bartender.”
Guy 2: “She’s been giving us free drinks all night dude.”
Guy 1: “That’s inconclusive evidence. I need some solid proof of bonership.”
Guy 2: “How’s this for proof of bonership?” Shows a pic from his phone.
Guy 1: “Wow. You have gross balls.”
