So last year I met this really cute girl at a party and after hitting it off, we decided to go out on a date. We both had a great time at the museum and agreed on a second date. I really liked this girl, because unlike most girls I had met that year in L.A., she would always call me back. Not reply with a text or a facebook message, but with an actual phone call in a rather timely fashion. And then we would talk - like normal people.
So for our next date, I asked her for three words, and that I’d try to come up with a date that involved them. She seemed excited for the idea and came up with Adventure, Artistic, and Laid-back (I excused the sorta double word and embraced the contradiction of a laid-back adventure. If I can’t figure it out, then I don’t deserve to be on a date with her.)
So I came up with what you see in the photo. I figured we’d don our captains hats, color in the Elmo safari book (while probably adding a bunch of penises), and make dinner while the Island Getaway scented candle filled the air of this laid-back artistic adventure. Oh, and if any wild animals or savages arrived, we’d have a foam mace and axe to fend them off (axe not pictured). All of this would be captured on the two disposable cameras and at the end of the date, we would make out. Or so I assumed.
Well, before this date could happen, this girl became every other girl I met that year, and she decided not to call me back. After leaving three unanswered messages, I’m now stuck with a bag of sadsack memorabilia in my closet.
So ladies, I pose two questions for you:
1. Does anyone want a re-gifted date for Valentines Day?
2. Does anyone want to punch this girl Lisa in the face for me?
