Best Trip Ever!!!
So I just got back in town after spending a little over a week in Philadelphia. Spent the trip with the LFF and cute girls. In honor of the ten year reunion that I went to, I’ve decided to remember this trip like a junior high girl would:
Never forget… Great emails about my book, cute girl texts, Ex-girlfriend’s dad possibly being on my train, the accurate prediction of what Spitz did after the phone call, running into a cute girl from college, blunts and records, the new adventures of old Hagan, eating cupcakes, trying to make two half cupcakes look like one and putting it back in the fridge so no one would know, more blunts and records, Big Worm’s organized closet, probably a few more blunts and records, Herrm taking the record off the needle for no reason and back flipping, winning the farthest traveled at the reunion, “We call that cooking wine”, Maleek catching a girl and flexing, my Willow Hill girls, dropping it like it’s hot after being accused of being too West coast now, Hawk for life, not winning the $100 bet, Dr. Gberg’s magic tricks, big bro’s new place, playing legos with the nephew, pancakes with a cute girl, dinner with another cute girl, Gulsack’s hookup, learning about the strategy of putting yourself head first into the Friend Zone and trying to bang your way into a relationship, “Her body’s sick”, leaving notes for a cute girl, the beautiful weather, eating a bacon and egg sandwich in Rittenhouse, seeing Van Gogh up close, having a cute girl think she wasn’t being cute enough the day before and driving all the way to the museum just to give me a hug, tacos with Joco, losing to the Legion of Doom with a cute girl, listening to records with a cute girl, wondering what the hell 8th grade Jon would think about all of this, being bitter about everyone’s favorite internet videos, Rockband, 24/7, the insane house and rink, Fat Z forgetting to take off the skate guards, Hurd with the American flag, Kamen’s This is Life entrance, 20 questions, Street name: Lil’ T, Seed, Unseed, Son, Unson, Ron Hextall, beating Snip in ping pong, doing the Bernie, even more 20 questions, scoring mad goals, Weinbitch puking, seeing stars after a faceplant, Him Taye’s epic fall caught on tape, cooking a 20 lb. turkey, two on two on two, Rock and Sock Connection, doggie doggie and making the two point shot, the FTC crackdown, and listening to Ghostface on the ride home. BFFs!!!
My only regret was not eating a Wawa Italian Hoagie. Not bad for just a trip home.
But I’m glad to be back in L.A. I miss this place and all the people in it.
